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Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story



So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.


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no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

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Drunk Andrew Garfield: a collage

at first glance i thought this was one direction

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remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post


and now to this day people still think he said it





that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

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*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

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son get over here
"Y cuéntame. A quien miras cuando cierras los ojos."
Locuras de una mente delirante  (via parole-nondette)

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"Oye, te envío un abrazo. Sin que lo pidas y aunque no lo necesites ahora. Guárdalo y úsalo cuando quieras. No te dejaré caer, te lo prometo."

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